10 Reasons I’d Rather Have A Dog Than A Boyfriend

1. My dog loves me unconditionally

2. My dog is always happy to see me come home

3. My dog is always home when I get home

4. My dog is a better judge of character than I am and never second guesses her instincts

5. My dog will sit and listen to me for hours and never interrupt and never rolls her eyes and says “do we have to talk about this again! ?”

6. My dog never takes the remote

7. My dog never argues with me

8. My dog is loyal and would run away from anyone who tried to take her away from me, no matter how good looking they are or what car they drive

9. My dog doesn’t care where we live or how much money or possessions I have; as long as she is with me

10. My dog makes me laugh every single day.